Bill Crystal signs with Yankees; Promises not to make any hacked Jew jokes

Wade says knee will be fine after he masters the Matrix

Michael Jordan to co-host “I Love the 80’s”

NBA scouts rate Kevin Love

Kevin Love, Happy to be White

Birdman back from NBA Drug (and hair) Suspension

Favre now pursues endorsement with Wrangler demin shorts

Brett Favre Retires so he can “Hangout with Robbie”

Nike Unleashes New Psycho-T Poster

Tyler Hansbrough is Hilarious!!!

Ginobili’s Bald Spot, ‘Unstoppable’ during recent stretch

Nicaragua Children Celebrate Undefeated Sweatshop Season

Pettitte’s Wife used HGH to “Strengthen chin and fashion sense”

Andy Pettitte Reacts to 2 Girls 1 Cup

Eli in awe of Backwards Hat

Eli Manning dreaming of own Commercial

White Girls Mistake Tall Black Man for NBA Player

In order to “Put food on the table,” Duhon takes up second job.

Clemens’ Dog also used HGH for Photo Shoot

Clemens also Injected Teammates, including Jeter